Tuesday, October 20, 2009

No.


While browsing through a Christmas catalog, I ran across a lot of dumb ornaments. I saw one that was bacon, a jar of jelly, dog's wearing clothes, diamonds, but this one took the cake.

What do you think this ornament is supposed to symbolize?

That in the off season Santa is hoarding gold at the end of rainbow in Ireland?

I am Irish, and I LOVE St. Patrick's Day. I mean it. I really love it. I love my Irish roots, I celebrate them. But this is just RIDICULOUS. I don't get it.

-linds

Sunday, October 18, 2009

"Lindsay, if you're bored..."


I was once told that if I was bored at work I should Google search, "silly cats." This was hands down a -you had to be there situation. Until every friend of mine kept it going. We have now successfully kept this little joke alive for at least 3 years. I received this pic TODAY. Proof that this joke is going to outlive most small household pets.

So thanks for saying that Chris it's still hilarious. Right Tay?

But Google it, if you're into that sort of thing.
-linds

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I have never had a near death experience


Alright DJ AM.

Although suicide was ruled out, there was a mixture of Cocaine, Oxycodone, Vicodin, Ativan, Klonopin, Xanax, Benadryl and Levamisole found in the 36-year-old celebrity DJ’s body at the time of the autopsy.

You know what wasn't ruled out? FINAL DESTINATION. He was in that plane crash, and didn't die. Coincidence? I think not.

Heath Ledger did the same thing. These prescription cocktails are gonna kill you. Who doesn't know that?

R.I.P DJ AM. Somebody warn Travis Barker to watch his back, I really like him. But, for the record I am not impressed with Blink 182's return. Maybe that's Travis's punishment for escaping death, an eternity of Blink 182 reunion tours. -linds

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Its only September 29th, and its 67 degrees.


I am certainly not above an occasional fashion blunder. I am by no mean an authority on fashion or anything of a girly nature (other than hair, I know stuff about hair). But I am educated enough to know the difference between simple things like hot or cold, summer or winter, and their appropriate attire.

Above is a picture of a girl wearing as close to an example of my point as possible. It is visibly sunny. There isn't a snowflake on the horizon. She is wearing tiny shorts and winter boots.

COME ON.

If its too hot for pants or a coat, its FAR to hot for fur lined winter boots. Lets not rush the seasons ladies. We will have 6 months of horrible weather before you know it.So pump the breaks and leave the Uggs in the closet til they are necessary. Its not rocket science. -linds